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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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