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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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