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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Roxy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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