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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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