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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Stella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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