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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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