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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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