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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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