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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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