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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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