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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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