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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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