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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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