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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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