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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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