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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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