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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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