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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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