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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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