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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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