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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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