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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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