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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hermoine eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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