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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Peanut eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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