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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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