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Pet death
My
aunt
Wilma
had their beloved pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Stella
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛
a bear 🐻
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a hyena 🐺
a velociraptor 🦖
an elephant 🐘
a warthog 🐗
a turkey 🦃
a rhinoceros 🦏
a cow 🐮
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