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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rocky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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