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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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