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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Loki eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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