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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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