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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gizmo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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