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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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