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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Coco eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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