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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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