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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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