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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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