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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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