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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daenerys eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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