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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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