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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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