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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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