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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maya eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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