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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pepper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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