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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Stella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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