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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Champ eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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