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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rocky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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