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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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