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Pet death
My
aunt
Wilma
had their beloved pet
monkey 🐒
Miss
Wibble
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮
a crocodile 🐊
a lynx 😺
a pufferfish 🐡
a cheetah 😺
a venomous snake 🐍
a hyena 🐺
a wild boar 🐗
an elephant 🐘
an ostrich 🐦
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