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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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