Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.