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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Squishy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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