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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Buddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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