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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tilly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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